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couch-lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

Couch Lock

by Patlacker on May 26, 2010 09:39:46

(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.

Example:
Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."

Couch Locked

by MattEtweg on Apr 30, 2010 13:14:34

Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."

Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.

Example:
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."

Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.

Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"

Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!

God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'

Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.

God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.

Couch Locked

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Example:
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

Couch-lock

by four.25 on Oct 02, 2019 06:55:51

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

Example:
I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

Couch locked

by drew a button on Dec 13, 2020 10:18:15

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

Example:
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

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