shirtcocked
Anywhere there is potential of male or female nudity, be it a nude beach or a desert festival like Burning Man, etc. shirtcockers abound like environmental
bedbugs, pests biting at an overall aura. While most shirtcockers manage to find viewing spots of the genitals on display such as behind the tree looking through their high-powered binoculars or behind trail rocks or outcroppings should the
shirtcocker want to begin mindlessly
stoking his junk as though he's in the privacy of his own boudoir, occasionally even a shirtcocker takes his eyes off the ball(s)/pubic hair on display. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE
SHIRTCOCKER OR YOU WILL RUN THE RISK OF BEING INFECTED! Shirtcockers, like bats and raccoons, are known carriers of things like rabies, the plague and even the Serious Creeps.
shirtcocker
by Charles Worschatz on Jul 14, 2006 10:40:57
1) a male whose commitment to nudity stops
above the waist. 2) a common phenomenon among cartoon characters wherein the character is deprived of pants; see
Donald Duck,
Ziggy, Winnie the Pooh, etc.
shirtcock
by Rex Havuk on Oct 22, 2004 00:22:32
(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but
no pants or undergarments. Synonym of
Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but
plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.
Example:
"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)
"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on
the playa this year." (noun form)
"When Mozart died, he
shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)
"Annaconda, quit
shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)
shirtcocker
by Jackson 5 on Aug 31, 2006 23:50:31
A committed
nudie who hangs out at hotsprings,
burning man, nude beaches,
clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.
shirtcocking
by Bloodrunna on Aug 04, 2010 00:55:37
verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and
no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be
applied to girls. May have first been created at
Burning Man.
Example:
I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he
chased my cat Snickers out of the room.