bedbugs
Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.Bedbug
Bedbug
bedbug
Example:
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
Bedbugs
The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
Example:
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
Bedbugs
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
Example:
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
Bedbug
Bedbuge
A crab that likes to sleep in your bed. Often snug as a bug in a rug. Likes to nibble on your ears.
Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)
Pronounced: (Bed-bee-yewg)
bedbug
Example:
When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.
When he/she lost their job, sooner or later I knew that the relationship I was in was going to turn him/her into a bedbug.