guidance counselor
A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day
patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the
delusion that they are making the world
a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Guidance Counselor
by Mort_da_man on Jul 15, 2003 10:24:38
A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day
surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the
best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to
Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.
Example:
After walking by a classroom of 30
unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend,
logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "
this is the life!".
Guidance counselor
by myschoolisgay on Apr 19, 2019 04:53:11
A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant
deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office
drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has
no proof you did it.
Example:
Student: so we are
all good this was just a
misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.
Student:
Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.
Guidance Counselor
by SheAteThePlacenta on Aug 31, 2017 19:37:36
(1) A person who's job is to offer
emotional support and
guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.
(2) The "
School Mom"
Example:
I had a
period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my
guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the
lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.
underground guidance counselor
by Sprite28 on Nov 04, 2018 16:20:05
When you a student in high school
handout free condoms and possibly literature about
safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance
counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).
Example:
“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked
toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and
safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance
counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.