Taking a dump
Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit,
dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing
the traffic jam on the hershey highway,
dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.
take a dump
by khaan111 on Jun 21, 2009 11:02:08
Example:
1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."
Or
2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to
take a huge dump,
I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a
radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.
Take a dump
by Dude Grease on Oct 03, 2006 23:38:26
Example:
"Oh man do I have to
take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it
stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do
stink the place up when I take a dump!"
take a dump
by harry flashman on Jul 14, 2003 00:37:30
The phrase you teach your
4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a
bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
take a dump
by Light Joker on Apr 05, 2005 08:47:41
take a dump
by www.eternalsoldiers.net on Sep 02, 2003 22:41:21
take a dump
by HOWNOWBROWNCOW88 on Aug 01, 2008 06:23:22
1) to take an enormous shit, especially in the way of a "
power dump" where the
excrement quickly and powerfully leaves your anus
2) When a machine or electronic stops working or breaks, for no particular reason. Also known as "
shat the bed"
3) An exclamation often used by people when they want to tell somebody to "fuck off" but are too afraid. Often used by kids and teenagers. The word dump is enunciated in a long way, so as to be spelled duuuummmmppppp!!!
Example:
1) Dude, i have to take a dump!!!
2)Kid 1: Why can't we play your XBox?
Kid 2: Cuz
it sucks and it
took a dump.
3)Dad: Go
clean your room!
Kid: Take a duuummmmpppp!!!
taking a dump
by stuffrandom on Dec 01, 2017 11:16:58
TAKE A DUMP
by Dougah on Nov 18, 2006 01:05:55
When someone choses to
ruin part of you're day with
thier bowel movements.
Example:
"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the
stinch, it smells like a
sardine's cunt filled with
Indian food in here"
Take a Dump
by Vivister on Mar 23, 2010 02:38:02