do the math
by Kevin on Apr 08, 2005 02:35:52
1-What you tell someone when they can't
figure out what someone or something actually means before
explaining it to them
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain
event Example:
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude,
do the math, she goes out every night wearing a
tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "
Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to
keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
do the math
by jtweez2004 on Sep 04, 2010 12:19:00
An activity typically undertaken by single women between the ages of 27 and
33. The objective of "
doing the math" is for the woman to determine
the youngest age at which she could earliest enter into a marriage and, later, have a child. The end result being that the woman determines the extent to which she will lower her standards.
Example:
Krystal: "
Chrystal, I'm almost 30.
Do the math. If I met a guy today, it would be at least two years before we get engaged, then another year to get married and then another year to live together before we might start trying to have a baby. That means I would be at least 33 when I have my first kid. I don't want to be 33 when I start having kids! Do you know any
single guys?"
Chrystal: "No."
Pete: "I'm 30 and single."
Steve: "So?"
Pete: "....."