Shizer Wilhelm
by Yonker on Apr 21, 2008 01:27:27
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shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past
shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one
credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Shizer Minelli
by Aeternus_ on Feb 09, 2009 13:26:08
Shizer
Minelli; The act of taking a shit so
painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the
relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".
"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".
Example:
"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece.
The monster lay to portray a
portrait in the likeness of
Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".
"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."