skipped

A phrase uttered by certain staff workers at a certain Boy Scout camp to irritate a certain assistant camp director.



Skip
A word used to refer to a someone in the Italian-American Mafia that has a higher position than the one of the person talking. A soldier calls a capo "skip". A capo would call a consigliere "skip". A consigliere would call the boss "skip" and so on.
Example:
Nicky: So you whacked Little Bobby?

Joe: Yeah, the skip gave me the order.


skip-it
the fun toy of a ball on a long plastic string, that you put on your ankle and hop over everytime it comes around, until you trip and fall on your face.
Example:
Golly gee this skip-it keeps me hopping for hours!


skipping
To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
Example:
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"


skipping
The most under-rated form of movement in the existance of mankind.
Skipping was invented in 1405 by Fred Skippideo in Belgium and caused widespread panic amongst the Belgium-waffles.
Dubbed as "elegant as a mountain goat", "nimble as a gazzelle" and "fast as lightning". It's just that good!

Even though skipping is so damn fantastic, it is often mocked and shunned for being "girly" which is a damn lie.
Skipping also has a macho and manly side, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and even ex-British Primemister John Major, fully endorse skipping.

Next years London Marathon (not to be confused with the ex-chocolate bar) will not be run by Ian and Pete... it shall be skipped.
Skipped to raise awareness for skipping.

Skipping is under-rated and you know it.
Example:
Pete: Dude, we're going to be late back to Meridian! We're gonna have to run!
Ian: Running's for chumps, it requires too much effort and the speed acquired during running is unparalleled by that of skipping.
Pete: What are you sugesting?
Ian: Let us skip to Meridian! The speed, elegance, and grace form together to combine the perfect equilumbrium!
Pete: Damn dude, thats deep, meaningful, insightful and damn awesome, all in one.

*They skip to Meridian, in record time and with enough energy to spare to make more awesome Pop-Up Pirate X-Treme Belts.*


skipping
the state of mind and overall feeling of a dextromethorphan trip.

When one is "skipping on trittles," he/she is completely overcome by the dissociative mind expanding state, wandering a world void of dimension and reason, where the colours take control the rainbows flow from evry crevace of the brain.
Example:
See how big his eyes are!? I'm tellin' you, he's skipping on trittles again."


skip
A term used to describe an Anglo-saxon Australian, but to be more precise, a synonym for 'Dinkum Aussie'.

Derived from the Australian TV show 'Skippy' starring a Kangaroo from the Australian bushland.
Example:
1) You skips can't handle spicy food!
2) You won't find any skips down in Springvale.
3) You're too skip drive a Skyline.


skip
A term of derision by non-Anglo-Celtic Australians to describe Anglo-Celtic Australians. Especially used in inner-urban, working class areas of Melbourne frequented by children of Greek, Italian or Vietnamese migrants ("wogs") to describe (especially blue eyed, blond) Anglo-Celtic Australians. Only considered very mildly offensive. Started in the mid nineteen-seventies and still occasionally used in the early twenty-first century, as there is no similar word available for this purpose.

Derived from "Skippy", a very popular Australian TV program from the 1960's about a (very clever) kangaroo and his human (Anglo-Celtic Australian) guardians.
Example:
"Piss off ya ugly leb wog!"
"Yeah, up yours, skip!"


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