Snowday Roulette
by JetTripleSeven on Feb 01, 2011 07:30:12
Turkish Snowday
by Swazey1450 on Oct 01, 2022 12:01:47
When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the
dominant male turns on his
ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room.
The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Texas Snowday
by Green Soldier on Apr 20, 2009 05:55:24
A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will
take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in
Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the
Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.
Example:
"
Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te
barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6
P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.
Snowday Withdrawl
by MemesNotMorons on Feb 10, 2017 04:44:35
That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and
no ice. Common symptoms include
nausea, depression, and the desire to
skip school.
Snowday Hangover
by Gmo104 on Dec 11, 2009 08:13:56
The unfortunate aftermath following the extreme joy and ecstasy of a
snow day. Generally characterized by large amounts of make up work, soreness from
throwing snowballs, and the overall shock from the
adjustment back to real life.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude that
Snow Day was amazing!!
Guy 2: I know man but now i got 2 make up tests, and a lab, and I can't feel my
right arm...
Guy 1: Bummer, what a total
snowday hangover
snowday fuck-up
by Planchet on Mar 03, 2010 09:40:45
when a
weather man/woman predicts large amounts of
snowfall for any
weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning
Example:
weather guy- "and on
wednesday we're
expecting 15 inches plus in your town"
Next day, no snow
Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"
Shanghai Snowday
by Freedom Ain’t Free on Jan 29, 2023 11:31:11
The act of "sprinkling" or doing a line of cocaine off another partner's asshole, then they give you a rim job (i.e eats the booty).
Also known as A
Rim Line, Salting the Rim,
Columbian Margarita, and a
Colombian Rim Job.
Example:
“She spread James’
ass cheeks apart…then
sprinkled some coke along his rim, and then
jammed her Latina friend’s face into his’ ass so they both could enjoy a Shanghai Snowday”.