snowday

When a man ejaculates into his pants, and has to take the day off to go home and change.



Snowday Roulette
The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.
Example:
Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?


Turkish Snowday
When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Example:
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night


Texas Snowday
A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.
Example:
"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.


Snowday Withdrawl
That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.
Example:
Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."


Snowday Hangover
The unfortunate aftermath following the extreme joy and ecstasy of a snow day. Generally characterized by large amounts of make up work, soreness from throwing snowballs, and the overall shock from the adjustment back to real life.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude that Snow Day was amazing!!

Guy 2: I know man but now i got 2 make up tests, and a lab, and I can't feel my right arm...

Guy 1: Bummer, what a total snowday hangover


snowday fuck-up
when a weather man/woman predicts large amounts of snowfall for any weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning
Example:
weather guy- "and on wednesday we're expecting 15 inches plus in your town"

Next day, no snow

Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"


Shanghai Snowday
The act of "sprinkling" or doing a line of cocaine off another partner's asshole, then they give you a rim job (i.e eats the booty).

Also known as A Rim Line, Salting the Rim, Columbian Margarita, and a Colombian Rim Job.
Example:
“She spread James’ ass cheeks apart…then sprinkled some coke along his rim, and then jammed her Latina friend’s face into his’ ass so they both could enjoy a Shanghai Snowday”.


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