stretched ears
Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "
gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA
Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
Stretched to My Ears
by Eaton Holgoode on May 07, 2015 01:23:04
A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the
anal or
vaginal pounding they received.
Example:
Sandy: Hi
Carla. How was your date last night with
Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.