Noun
1. A flat thin cake made by pouring batter onto a hot greased pan, and flipped to cook on both sides.
Verb
2. To flatten or squish something.
Adjective
3. Used to describe a situation that isn't quite right or does not add up, usually followed by the word "ass".
4. A person that is fun to be around on multiple levels or "stacks". Usually used in a pronoun context.
5. An irregular or
emergency landing in which an aircraft drops flat to the ground from a low altitude.
6. A theory that was drawn up in the aftermath of 911 that remained the official reason for
the World Trade Center's collapse until dismissed by the National Institute of Science and Technology. The Pancake Theory
insinuated that the towers collapsed due to shear weight of the upper floors slamming on to the floors below them and piling down on top of each other one at a time. The theory was dismissed because of its careless lack of reason and logic and the fact that it completely defies the basic laws of physics.
Example:
1.
Blueberry pancakes are Kathy's favorite dish for breakfast.
2. Carl pancaked his dog Rover when he lost his footing and landed on him.
3. Eric gave Dan a pancake-ass excuse for why he didn't reply to his messages.
4. Pancake made me laugh so hard I pee'd my pants.
5. Herb had an emergency in his pants so he turned the plane around and came in quick and low for a pancake landing.
6. Just the thought of someone actually believing
the Pancake Theory makes me
sick to my stomach with disgust and shameful pity.