child support
A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have
joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their
Alimony payment, its a potential
windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as
dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their
job experience consist of working at Mc.
Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of
marrige to present.
child support
by intellectual black man on Mar 05, 2008 01:38:39
another way for a woman to
strap on her
rubber penis and
screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined
Example:
Friend 1: "man, my
ex-wife just
hit me with that damn child support!"
Friend 2: "well...there are always
hitmen for hire..."
child support
by $ugar Daddy on May 13, 2009 07:21:25
1) A good idea
when 2 parents want to create children, but only 1 wants to raise them.
2) A
bad idea when both parents want to spend equal time with
the children.
Example:
1) I'm glad Tyrone pays child support. He dated
Gladys, pumped & dumped her, and has never bothered to see Tyrone Jr.
2) Bethany has the kids, but, no job. Eric hardly ever gets to see his kids. He is forced to pay lots of child support money, but he doesn't get to enjoy his children.
I think equally shared physical
custody & no child support should always be encouraged by the
courts, and only parents who DON'T want to take their children should have to pay child support.
child support
by lurchman on Jan 03, 2011 12:02:34
When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when
assistance is needed with a computer,
cell phone,
DVR, etc.
child support
by Richard Black on May 07, 2005 04:42:18
Example:
Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go
to bed with him, only to find out later he had
impregnated her again.
child support
by Vixen5 on Aug 30, 2008 04:16:29
A mythological payment which is supposed to be paid to single mothers (now known as double mothers ) to alleviate the full financial burden of raising kids as well as looking after them. The UK's
child support agency has spent billions of pounds of tax payers' money trying to prove the existance of this elusive payment, by asking the absent parent to supply it. However hardly any payments have been located by this multi-million pound organisation. This evidence suggests that child support is a mythological beast, concocted by a bored
civil servant on a grey
rainly English afternoon to tempt women into reckless procreation so that the media could have a bit of a laugh at their expense by painting them as morally inferior when they ended up poor and overworked.
Child Support
by SlopNChop on Oct 31, 2018 01:17:16
Example:
Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby
I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can
fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)
Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!
Child Support
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx on Jun 21, 2020 20:36:27
A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an
ex wife have to
pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from
the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?
It's a societal abuse of divorced men.