Hydroponic

the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.



hydroponics
any plant grown without the use of soil
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"
Example:
That weed is hydro
or
that tomato is a hydro


hydroponic
Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency.
Example:
That's hydroponic pot


hydroponic
grown in a solution of nutrients rather than in soil.
Example:
man, that's some sweet hydroponic herb!


hydroponics
A convenient word used by shows to show that their characters can grow food anywhere, defying logic for the sake of everyone getting some grub.
Example:
Guy1:Man what the hell are we gonna eat in the middle of this desert?
Guy2:Dont worry! I know how to use hydroponics!


hydroponic shrooms
Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.
Example:
Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

--------------------------
Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.


hydroponic heart
Metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. Hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.

Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.
Example:
This relationship is over, I need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.


hydroponic shrooms
they are just like regular shrooms exept way better. What makes thems o much better is the fact they are grown like hydroponic weed They will insure a trip while regular shrooms are hit or miss
Example:
u want some shrooms?
are they hydroponic shrooms?
HELL YEA!!!


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