stretched-out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"



Stretched-Out
MEDICAL CONDITION
NOUN
derogatory

1. Found in and most common to an orifice that has been penetrated repeatedly. Most people who are repeatedly penetrated can suffer this condition.

2. A female or male who is on the receiving end of numerous sexual penetrations.
3. A vagina after child birth.
4..Used to refer to a slut, nymphomaniac or person of low moral fiber with an inability to refuse sexual advances.

synonyms: promiscuous woman · prostitute · whore · floozy · tramp · hooker my ex
Example:
Your momma is so "stretched-out" sex with her was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Dion is so "stretched out" after last night's party. His butt reminds me of fucking a muddy hole.


Stretched-Out Logan
If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.
Example:
Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!


Stretch It Out
Stretch It Out is a stretching action that is needed when the level of uncomfortableness exceeds the social norm. It is an expression to show how uncomfortable you are in a particular situation.
Example:
Two couples are hanging out. Boyfriend 1 says to Girlfriend 1, "Gosh...you're so annoying. Why don't you just shut up?!?" Due to this exchange of words Boyfriend 2 and Girlfriend 2 become extremely uncomfortable. In order to alert Boyfriend 1 and Girlfriend 1 of their discomfort they begin stretching various muscles in their body...."Stretch It Out".


Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)
This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Example:
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch


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