success

when you get right down to the root of the meaning of the word * succeed * ,you find it simple means to follow through..



success
Is defined by an individuals salary plus how many attractive women they sleep with per annum.
Example:
Blaine: Man i made 100,000 this year im a success

Will : Yeah man but u only got fat chicks. I made half that and got 15 women and 1 of them was a 10. You're a joke im the success round here

Blaine: Well said i am pathetic


success
Used directly when a male finishes masterbating,usually yelled out loud so others can hear in another room or over the phone ect.
Example:
Josh to Mike:"Hey wheres Rob?"
Rob while in the bathroom 1 room over:"SUCCESS!!!"

Used in the Jackass Movies both 1 & 2 by Chris Pontius,one for himself in Jackass:The Movie and one for a horse in Jackass:Number Two.


successfulness
The transcendental state of being sublimely happy, conjoined inexorably with the sense of primal self-satisfaction, on a persistently self-renewing and effortless basis.

This state broadcasts itself loudly and clearly, without the need ever to speak a word…

It is the pure essence of loving self-acceptance and self-appreciation which makes the possessor IRRESISTIBLY, COMPELLINGLY ATTRACTIVE to others simply because just being around someone who is THAT comfortable and positive feels so good, IT IS ADDICTIVE!
Example:
"I really admire Sir Richard Branson, his successfulness really comes through in interviews. It's hard to imagine him stressing about anything!"


successible
Successible is a play on three words, "Success," "Accessible," and "Simple." Used together, they mean something that is entirely successful in its meaning, possibly award winning, and/or can be easily understood really by anyone. It also has the option of containing matching elements that can be simply related to one's own life.
Example:
"Dude, did you see that new movie yet, 'Slacker' ?"
"Yeah, it's so awesome ! That flick was totally successible."


Success
not sucking
Example:
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants


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