pampers

Getting so drunk you shit yourself.



pampers
Instead of taking a long shower before sex in the morning, simply wet a handtowel and clean the regions that will be in action.
Example:
Honey, something stinks down there, please go take a pampers.


Pampers
A popular name brand diaper that hold shit and other body waste
Example:
Kiersten : I just can't decide which is better for my baby Pampers or Luvs?
Kaylee : Well ive heard Pampers can hold a ton of shit! (LOL)
Steve : I would suggest the Pampers myself I just love the way they hug my ass cheeks (see) plus they hold a ton of cum! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! See no leaks!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten no leaks!
Kiersten : Yeah I will try to get that image out of my head! But at least the Pampers have his penis covered up I am so sick of him running around here naked!
Kaylee : Yeah thank god for jumbo Pampers!

Steve : Plus Pampers hold a lot of shit too! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! See no poopy run out!
Kiersten : Oh My God The Smell!!! It's so bad!
Kaylee : God Damn't Steve go change your Pamper!


Pamper
A word only ever used by women over the age of 40 meaning to treat or indulge oneself in beauty rituals (ie: nails, hair, spa).
Example:
"Oh hello, Christil! The girls and I just got back from a much needed pamper session! "
"Sounds lovely Cathy, but where was my invite?"
"Maybe if you weren't screwing my husband behind my back I would have invited you"


Pampers
A brand of children's diapers manufactured by Proctor and Gamble. Some of their products include Pampers Baby Dry, Pampers Cruisers. By extention, they also offer a line of other baby products and products for pre-school and school-aged children that include Pampers Baby Wipes (formally Baby Fresh), Tidy Tykes wipes, Pampers Easy-Ups training pants, Pampers Feel n' Learn training pants and Pampers Swaddlers.

The term "pampers" is also used in the general form to refer to diapers.
Example:
1. "I think Pampers diapers are the best you can buy for your baby."
2. "Timmy needs his pampers changed."


pampering
Something you guys aren't aware of, most gentlemen and older men know this. After a man and woman are done with sex the man gets up and prepares a warmed wet wash cloth by setting it in the microwave for 30 seconds. The man then comes back to where his partner lay and either passes the wash cloth to her where she wipes herself down, pampering and cleaning herself or he wipes the woman down, thereby Pampering the woman. Not only is this a sweet gesture for your partner, this also prevents UTI and maintains cleanliness.
Example:
Frido was a handsome man who loved pampering his woman after sex, for he knew how to keep her and she loved him even more for it.


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