Successorize
I liked the word. It's above definition is apt, although it is a verb while the author described it as a noun. The example uses it as an infinitive verb.
Example:
Bitch! You're not successorizing! Your sunglasses are the motherfucking successorize! You should hit this joint like the stoner you are after wearing your successorize to a job interview.
Bitch! You're not successorizing! Your sunglasses are the motherfucking successorize! You should hit this joint like the stoner you are after wearing your successorize to a job interview.