fart can

The type of annoying muffler found on many pos compact cars today. Often capable of setting off car alarms and deafening infants. Most pitiful sounding on cars with automatic transmission.



fart can
Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a ricer (synonymous with idiot). You will never, EVER see these on the car of a tuner or a true car enthusiast, as the money that would have been used to buy a fart can, would instead be set aside for actual performance modifications, as per the former and the latter, or set towards a better car, as per the latter
Example:
Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!

Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.

Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!

Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.


fart can
A exhaust on a 4 cylinder engine that is very fucking annoying. usually just a muffler/tip combo.

An ls-1 engine or any other LsX vehicle is not allowed to sound like this, for it is physically impossible to reproduce the annoying sound of a fart can in this style of engine.
Example:
What the fuck was that shitting sound comming from that cavaliers exhaust?

Just another fart can, im glad my Trans Am doesnt sound like that or I would cut my own balls off.


fart can
the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's
Example:
rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together

rust-man: too late it's already here!!!

rustbucket guy: nooooo


Fart can
Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Example:
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.


Fart can performance exhaust
Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.
Example:
"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"

"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"


Latest Searches

Andrey, sticky notes, candles lit, sucking my dick, the Elder Wand, imma be, Shinji ikari, byakuya togami, national pride, yadadamean, jilt, West Coast, contraceptives, touch down, Not that deep, making a point, VR6, the letters, GoAnimate, Cuban, college degrees, exhortation, Zany, toaster oven, Comb-Over, Moons, j dawg, no u times 2, yesturday, I can fly, it’s not that deep, regardless, grind, Software, Frankie, mastadon bowl, Begs, legitly ghetto, Shrugs, snap snap snap, VBS, your own, try harder, whats ligma, sahara desert, free, torres, Slimbo, Societal Unicorn, willing it, roast session, RAP MONSTER, big fire, barbeque, my own, ute, candy bar, multi-tasking, tray, January 6, 2021, Field of Dreams, poet, Big O, Drag Queen, CLASSICS, twofaced, Feminine, shift, indolent, Dattebayo, pop smoke, unadd, the gutter, caffeine, estupido, William Shakespeare, Coppola, Chat Shit, Answer, ON HOTS, hypofritz, Sean, gaming rig, LLC, Papua New Guinea, herpies, Dazza, puked, punish, the Fire, Relying, Objective, pitch, hot hot hot, Pixel, in your window, expression, perpetrating, about me, the contract, dush bag, See ya, Shroomery, hidden racist, semi-pro ho, Blood gang, On average, emote, Suck My Kiss, Bathurst, shape, Petroleum jelly, Brian Chase, J-O-O, McRib, chill the fuck out, cushion, Cutesy, baba, watched, Contemporary art, cigarettes, fucking asshole, broadie, splash, hardcore kids, master status, dining hall, imma, White-collar, DaQuan, boring ass, scam, pliers, BURNING, Doofus, stapled, locker, highland, detached food court, GET DONE, Cycle, Doubts, That was a close one, protracted, former guy, tryhard, lame fuck, really expensive, ashlee simpson, the option, the jetta, Lexapro, Tillamook, gypsy woman, go-faster stripes, NPD, I swing both ways, making in, Lol O, loopa, tiddies, Owen, Bape, Micronesia, Badly Wrapped Kebab, clock, troopz, UT2k4, smoke you out, uneasy, caked on, Yes please, KaPeR, merit badge, you guys, man stop, hold one, whippin, Prime Minister, chorizo, doobage, Calne, Big boobs, aus, the help, XTX, back down, Sloganeer, garish, Facebook stalking, 153, junks, egomaniacal, LLS, Doyle, fills, levy, Not German, capped out, fart can, Andrey, sticky notes, candles lit, sucking my dick, the Elder Wand, imma be, Shinji ikari, byakuya togami, national pride, yadadamean, jilt, West Coast, contraceptives, touch down, Not that deep, making a point, VR6, the letters, GoAnimate, Cuban, college degrees, exhortation, Zany, toaster oven, Comb-Over, Moons, j dawg, no u times 2, yesturday, I can fly, it’s not that deep, regardless, grind, Software, Frankie, mastadon bowl, Begs, legitly ghetto, Shrugs, snap snap snap, VBS, your own, try harder, whats ligma, sahara desert, free, torres, Slimbo, Societal Unicorn, willing it, roast session, RAP MONSTER, big fire, barbeque, my own, ute, candy bar, multi-tasking, tray, January 6, 2021, Field of Dreams, poet, Big O, Drag Queen, CLASSICS, twofaced, Feminine, shift, indolent, Dattebayo, pop smoke, unadd, the gutter, caffeine, estupido, William Shakespeare, Coppola, Chat Shit, Answer, ON HOTS, hypofritz, Sean, gaming rig, LLC, Papua New Guinea, herpies, Dazza, puked, punish, the Fire, Relying, Objective, pitch, hot hot hot, Pixel, in your window, expression, perpetrating, about me, the contract, dush bag, See ya, Shroomery, hidden racist, semi-pro ho, Blood gang, On average, emote, Suck My Kiss, Bathurst, shape, Petroleum jelly, Brian Chase, J-O-O, McRib, chill the fuck out, cushion, Cutesy, baba, watched, Contemporary art, cigarettes, fucking asshole, broadie, splash, hardcore kids, master status, dining hall, imma, White-collar, DaQuan, boring ass, scam, pliers, BURNING, Doofus, stapled, locker, highland, detached food court, GET DONE, Cycle, Doubts, That was a close one, protracted, former guy, tryhard, lame fuck, really expensive, ashlee simpson, the option, the jetta, Lexapro, Tillamook, gypsy woman, go-faster stripes, NPD, I swing both ways, making in, Lol O, loopa, tiddies, Owen, Bape, Micronesia, Badly Wrapped Kebab, clock, troopz, UT2k4, smoke you out, uneasy, caked on, Yes please, KaPeR, merit badge, you guys, man stop, hold one, whippin, Prime Minister, chorizo, doobage, Calne, Big boobs, aus, the help, XTX, back down, Sloganeer, garish, Facebook stalking, 153, junks, egomaniacal, LLS, Doyle, fills, levy, Not German,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!