suck eggs
1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'Suck eggs
Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.
sucking eggs
suck egg
you suck eggs
meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
teaching grandma to suck eggs
Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.
Example:
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"
break'em from sucking eggs
A peice of wood carefully carved to the size and shape of an average laying hen egg , then painted white. This fake
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
egg would be placed in with the other hens eggs in hope of any snake that comes to feed on eggs would by chance swallow this fake wooden egg. If the snake must swallow this fake egg, the snake will surely die.
Example:
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .
"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"
A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
Stopping a person from repeating an act that you do not approve of by causing this person misfortune upon the next attempt of this act .
"Some one is opening co-workers lunch boxes and stealing there lunch"
A few co-workers desided bring decoy lunch boxes to work. The food inside is lace with ex-lax. They may not no who it is stealing , but they will break'em from sucking eggs
Suck an egg
Suck-Egg Mule
Example:
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.