supermarket

a self-service retail market selling foods and household merchandise.



Supermarket
A place where you can buy guns such as AK47's ect. and all kinds of drugs such as coke,LSD ect. A place where gangs get a lot of there stuff.
Example:
John went to see what he can find at the supermarket.


supermarket sex
When two individuals who work together in a supermarket can't keep there hands off each other during work hours.
Example:
Keirsten and chad work together in a supermarket they become physical attracted to each other and suddenly they begin hiding in the produce cooler so Keirsten can suck chads banana and chad and play with Keirsten 's mellons it leads into some hot supermarket sex.


Supermarket shuffle
The act of two individuals walking head on in a supermarket at which time they are unable to predict the direction the opposite party will maneuver resulting in a left to right or right to left shuffle that leaves both parties felling somewhat awkward about the occurrence. This sometimes leads to nervous laughter or a consequential head on collision.
Example:
Ex: Lyle was walking down the frozen foods section at Wally World when in front of him appeared a patron walking in the opposite direction. When the two parties tried to pass they did the supermarket shuffle before bursting into a nervous yet awkward laughter and going on about their business.


supermarket legs
n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".
Example:
Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"


supermarket shit
frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.
Example:
Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault


supermarket fart
to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
Example:
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?


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