tadpole's

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.



Tadpole
An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
Example:
"I have this huge tadpole in my Spanish class, and I can't tell if he has autism or not."


The Tadpole
When your having intercourse using a condom. Right when you are about to finish you pull half way out of the condom. So that when you finish the condom is still left in the women. Not realizing it when she gets up to pee the condom is still hanging from her like a tadpoles tail.
Example:
While having sex with a condom on pull your dick half way out. After you cum the condom is still left in her. When she gets up to go pee she wont know that it's hanging between her legs like a The Tadpole tail. When she pees it fall off like a tadpoles tail.


tadpoling
Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.
Example:
These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.


Tadpole
Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.
Example:
The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.


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