facial hair
Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard,
gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little
peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they
shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.
facial hair
by whopper boy on Dec 12, 2004 02:23:56
Ironic Facial Hair
by WithNewSmootherFavour on Jul 20, 2011 03:43:31
Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a
toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance,
the salvador dali moustache or
mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Example:
"I had a Rap
Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so
non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
Facial Hair February
by McKracken72 on Dec 05, 2010 06:08:41
Facial Hair Rule
by Mindbleed on Jun 16, 2008 10:00:50
The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler,
Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro,
Lenin)
Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.
Also known as the
FHR
Example:
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a
communist as you believe, but is actually
striving for
fascism!
facial hair freedom
by Downvoting Victim on Mar 24, 2017 07:49:57
The day after the season at an
amusement park ends, for male workers.
No longer are they forced to shave to
absurd standards to pass a strict"
grooming policy"
Example:
After I stopped worked at the
amusement park and started a
new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes
shaving my face.
Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair
by onesyphorus on Mar 23, 2019 16:15:54
Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist
by mroconnell on Aug 16, 2010 23:53:00
n.
1: A barber that dresses beards and
mustaches in a way that aims to
liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be
surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
Example:
ex. 1
My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a
surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified
surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
Facial Hair
by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial on Nov 30, 2022 16:31:07
The result of a
imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or
drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have
facial hair.
Facial Hair
by You thought I was feeling u? on Oct 28, 2022 03:41:35