pulling a Billy

Pulling a billy is the Inability to ejaculate. It is an embaressing predecession as it is unhelpful with the pleasuring of the female species.



pulling a billy
Pulling a billy is when you spell a word incorrectly or do not punctuate it. To save yourself from complete shame you say something along the lines of "oh SH** i just pulled a billy".
The name billy is used for this phrase, because recent studies show that if you have the name "billy" you are 4% more likely to have difficulties with spelling than with any other name. This study also showed that the average I.Q. for someone called billy was just 12, 8 lower than the 2nd lowest, Andrew.
Example:
.....Pulling a billy.....

Reasonably cool person - "hi"

Cool person - "hi"

Reasonably cool person - "We both said hi didn't we? Conwincidence, I think not!"

Reasonably cool person - "Oh shit i just pulled a Billy didn't I?"

Cool Person - "yep!" *face palms*


Pulling a billy
'Pulling a billy' is to not attend an event, usually blamed on a family event e.g. 'sister's birthday' or a family outing e.g. 'the borough market' The same excuse is typically re-used over and over.
Example:
Friend no1: 'Say, where's patrick?'

Friend no2: 'I don't know, i'll phone him'

*Friend no2 phones patrick*

*Friend no2: hey patrick, where are you?
Patrick: Sorry guys, I can't make it, I have to go my sister's birthday*

*end call*

Friend no1: 'So, where is he'

Friend no2: 'he's pulling a BILLY'

Friend no1: 'AGAIN??'


pulled a Billy
A phrase used to describe accidentally sending a text to the person who you are bad mouthing/ or talking shit on. When you hit the send button and realize it went to the wrong party.
Example:
I just "pulled a Billy" and sent "My boss is such a bitch" to my boss. I thought I was sending it to you. Or.. my brother really "pulled a Billy" , don't think that dick pic was meant for me.


Pulled a Billie
Pulled a Billie: Went to a girls house for the first time, typically a one night stand. When you arrive you bring in your bags and suitcase. The women believe you are only staying one night but you move in temporarily until they decide to tell you it’s time to go. Can be used for travelling to a new city or country with no accommodations booked.
Example:
Guy 1: Bro Curtis Pulled a Billie for two weeks straight!

Guy 2: No way man I saw that chick she was beat, he must be desperate to save money haha.

Guy 1: I’m going on vacation do you have any recommendations on where to stay?
Guy 2: Man you should just “Pull a Billie” you’ll get free accommodations and pussy!


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