seacrest

A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.



seacrest
v. - to trick someone, using long and painful pauses, making them think the absolute worst, then thinking the best
Example:
Boy: Baby, I'm sorry, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...

(girl starts crying)

... I want to be your husband! Marry me!

Girl: Oh my god, you totally seacrested me!


Seacresting
1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.

2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.
Example:
"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"

OR

"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."


Seacrest
v. To entice someone with greatly desired information before withdrawing from the conversation. Primarily done on television when information is about to be revealed, but the show goes to commercial.
Example:
We'll reveal the results...after the break. Just kidding, I wouldn't Seacrest you.


Seacrest
To do or say something extremely cheezyand uncool.
Example:
"Dude, so I working this hot babe and she was interested in going on a date, then I told her some lame joke trying to make her laugh and I totally Seacrested. She walked away and she has not give me the time of day since then."


Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest
verb: to "seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool, Eddie Izzard, shizznit
Example:
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."

use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."

use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."


Seacresting
The act of eliminating people, like Ryan Seacrest does on American Idol. Like if you got a girl that's acting up, or fake friends. Yo ass better start Seacresting!
Example:
Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.

Oliver: Fool, you betta start Seacresting them hoes.


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