seacrest
by adorkablealli on Apr 03, 2009 21:26:16
v. - to
trick someone, using long and
painful pauses, making them think the absolute
worst, then thinking the best
Seacresting
by thegamersdome on Sep 07, 2016 01:31:57
1. Building unnecessary
suspense to a story by using a
vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.
2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break
the news once they are fully on the wrong path.
Example:
"So
I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke
my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro!
Tell me more!"
OR
"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."
Seacrest
by Psychosis13089 on Apr 17, 2008 14:42:35
v. To
entice someone with greatly desired information before withdrawing from the conversation. Primarily done on television when information is
about to be revealed, but the show goes to commercial.
Seacresting
by MissShannon on Apr 08, 2009 09:47:06
Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest
by Murray on Jun 30, 2004 04:25:03
verb: to "
seacrest" is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.
adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of retardation. Also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.
noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to
those people's annoyance. A "seacrest" is generally specific to
effiminate and/or "metrosexual" men; a "rube" or "country bumpkin" would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.
synonyms: twat, plague, Carson Daly
antonyms: cool,
Eddie Izzard, shizznit
Example:
verb use:
"Remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the Von Dutch shit? I must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night,
seacresting me about his celebrity as a DJ even though I've never heard of him."
use of adjective:
"Don't look, but there's Ryan. Oh my God, he's so
seacrest - he's still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. And that impression of Austin Powers? Eh, so seacrest."
use of noun:
"That seacrest kept going on and on about what
chitlins are as if NOBODY in America knows what that is except like, four people from the south. What's his white ass got against soul food? Generalizing then trying to
marginalize African-Americans is NOT entertaining."
Seacresting
by Jay-dub8907 on May 10, 2008 13:38:20
Example:
Guy: Man, my friend was supposed to
pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. Then my girl just cheated on me. I don't know what to do.
Oliver: Fool, you
betta start Seacresting them hoes.