Happier than a dog with two dicks
by Bubba Bill on Jan 09, 2010 08:45:06
One
really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with
two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
hotter than a dog with forty dicks
by Fa Fa on Jan 05, 2008 09:18:01
Finer than a dog's hair split three ways
by JCEG on Nov 26, 2006 00:59:52
Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "
dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "
finer than a
frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
faster than a scalded dog
by RobertPlanty on Feb 21, 2012 23:44:52
This
idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A
scalded dog would be moving as quickly
as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
dumber than dog shit
by kr3493k on Feb 14, 2008 04:22:48
Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are
dyslexic slow learners and
can't even figure out how to achieve the
basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
Example:
1. He couldn't add
2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.
2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his
posts sound intelligent but
the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.
I love you more than a dog loves people food
by Youronetruelove on Apr 29, 2007 11:45:40
thicker than dog shit
by TWACK BACK Montoya on Mar 13, 2017 16:05:59
When a female who has eye catching ample
ass for days,one must
double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define
thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.
Example:
Damn baby you thicker than dog shit.
Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire
by Snead Mcruther on Jan 21, 2008 12:13:00
Example:
Man, that new song with
T-Pain and
Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire,
aint it?
faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
by GumboSoup on Apr 06, 2003 11:23:48
Possessing unusual
haste or
punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in
Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.