than a dog

My redneck father uses this alot. It is used to say something is more extreme than normal.



hotter than a dog with forty dicks
Example:
We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!


Finer than a dog's hair split three ways
Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Example:
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!


faster than a scalded dog
This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
Example:
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.


dumber than dog shit
Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.
Example:
1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.


thicker than dog shit
When a female who has eye catching ample ass for days,one must double take, and gaze in wonder. Just one of the many terms which define thickness sickness, which predominantly effects the African American male population, however, newer studies reveal Caucasian males are no more immune than their counterpart, and equally succeptable.
Example:
Damn baby you thicker than dog shit.


Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire
Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Example:
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?


faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
Example:
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"


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