the Highlands

Won the Academy Award for "Best Movie Ever Made"



Highlander
A sexual act in which the man upon reaches climax yells, "It's the quickening!!!' He then proceeds to convulse and make make arm lighting bolts and thunder sounds.
Example:
Dude, last night this skank from Tri Sig let me Highlander her twice.


The Highlander
When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.
Example:
Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*


Highlander
Rolled from highlander rolling papers found in Scottland. They make VERY long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with 'highlander tips' such as 'fed up, skin up' and 'he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist'.
You can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. Its like smoking a very long cigarette. That gets you amazingly stoned.
Example:
Dude: 'I've got only one joint left'
Dudette 1:'Aw well its better than nothing'
*dude takes out the joint"
Dudette 2:'OMG thats huge'
Dude: 'its a highlander'


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