the Smithy

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Smithy
A twenty pound note is called a Smithy, due to the fact that Adam Smith, the Grandfather of Economics, is printed on it.
Example:
Christof: How much do i tip this waiter?
Me: Just give him a smithy. That should do it.
Christof: Hmm, naa i think a darwin is more appropriate.


Smithy
A force that lies within tradesman working under the name smith. Has historical meaning and is also shrouded in secrecy and mysticism. Once a part of the clan the true meaning and what it is to be a smithy are slowly learned, once attained it is highly regarded and the one that possesses it will fight relentlessly to hold the name in high regards. People see a man running scared for his job but in esscence this is a smithy held by greater force propelling him to put his own belief system aside for the regard of the clandestine ways of a true smithy. It's taken close to one hundred years to develop this surname, and a many great men have laid the path for future generations.
Example:
"Hey bob I can't break this nut loose" "

" lil johnny how many times to I have to tell you! Put yo mutha fuckin smithy on it!


Smithy
A Smithy is someone who not only has legendary footy knowledge and arguing skills , but is also regarded as the premier authority on the subject by his peers. Looked up to and thouroughly respected , he is the essential die hard fan , never wavering , unfaultering love for his team . He could only ever really support a team like Liverpool.
Example:
"Wow I am really impressed with that guy , I have never seen someone more passionate about his team "

" yeah , what a smithy ."

"yeah ,oh no here comes Josh Goodall."

"oh fuck yeah , mobiles out."


The Smithy
When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.
Example:
Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.


Smithy
The final boss of Super Mario RPG. Has two forms:

1. A machine-like pile of white facial hair with eyes.

2. Same body, only his head is a metal skull that can transform into either a tank, an iron chest, a question block, or some weird meatal magic head with hands coming out of it.
Example:
"Come on you puny ants! I'll crush you all!"-Smithy


Smithy
A girl who goes to Smith College in Northampton, MA. A Smith college Lesbian Until Graduation. Intelligent and often connected. Usually can't drive well but can party. Not just LUGS but SLUGS.
Example:
That smithy was cute! Do you think the slug likes guys, or even ice cream a little?


Smithy
a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!
Example:
"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"


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