spring roll

a tiny & thin penis



Spring Roll
A very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.
Example:
John: Sup, Wang!
Wang: WAT U DOINGG ME NO SPEAKA ENGLASH TOODEY
John: Can you say that more clearly?
Bob: He can't, he is obviously a spring roll.


Spring Roll
When you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. Usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being massively hungover the next day
Example:
Person 1: How'd you pull up this morning? You have spring roll?
Person 2: Nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!


Cincinnati Spring Roll
During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.
Example:
Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.


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