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the Twilight series

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.

Twilight Series

by the_usber on Oct 22, 2009 05:50:13

Set feminism back one hundred years, Insulted literature, and made girls bat shit insane in one convenient little package

Example:
Feminism back 100 years: We worked hard for nothing!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!

Twilight Series

by GirlWithSense on Dec 30, 2009 07:06:51

-The worst series of books every printed. a waste of trees. They say that the book is for young teens, and that we are all stupid for liking twilight. well I am 13, and I hate it. And yes I know what real literature is. I've read little woman, a tree grows in brooklyn, many more.
Bella, one of the main characters, SUCKS. She has no real personality, with no character growth. She is a clumsy person, who whines, and can't d anything for herself. She is average looking, and she is just down right dependent on everyone but her self. She is like a pet gold fish, except goldfish are way cooler.

Edward, a creepy stalkerish pale bloodsucker. The only reason Bella "loves" him is because of his looks(superficial, right?) and he sparkles (tell me that doesn't make him gay, huh?) he is like 109 years old, Still goes to highschool(?) and is in love with a clumsy dumb teenager.
he watches her sleep and even stands out side her house. he "loves" Bella because of her smell (fishy, huh?) . But, just to clarify, Edward only feasts on animal blood, Not humans. he is a Good vampire (he still sucks in my mind) (get it, SUCKS!)

Jacob- is actually okay. he is a werewolf, who for somereason loves bella (dumb much?)

Alice- edwards sister, she is okay too
Cullens-Sparkling "vamps"

All in All Save yourself the time and don't read twilight or the rest of the sega.

Example:
ie.of a conversation with a twilight series lover

TwilightFan-OMG! I Luhove twilight! edward is Such a great BF! OMG Bella is like so lucky! and Like edward is like really hot and he is nice and like protective.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Uh, Bella really doesn't do anything, and edward is really controlling. They both have no real personality.

TwilightFan-what are U talking about? I mean like twilight was like the best book I ever read! and like the best movie.

AnyOneWithARealBrain- Twilight was probably the ONLY book you've ever read. If you could even call it that.

TwilightFan- STFU! Twilight is uh-mazing and you like no it.

The Twilight Series

by TinySnow on Dec 14, 2008 12:12:13

A series of books written by Stephenie Meyer. The seires is based on a human named Bella Swan that falls for a mysterious boy named Edward Cullen. She later finds out that Edward is not at all what she expected. As the plot unfolds Bella realizes that moving to the little town of Forks, Washington was not at all what she expected. She learns about things that to most people doesnt exist.

Yes this series is a forbidden love story. But it is not at all a Cliché. This series is like none i have ever read. I don't understand why so many people are putting it down. In my opinion it is an amazing series about how two star-crossed lovers overcome their obsticals.

I highly recomend these books.

Example:
Julie:"What is all this talk about The Twilight Series?"
Tonya: "It's a really great series of books by Stephenie Meyer. I would highly recomend you read the series"

twilight series

by Pro Twilight :) on Jan 03, 2010 09:54:14

An extremely popular series written by Stephenie Meyer. On this site Twilight and the other books in the series do not get a lot of praise... but the books were quite enjoyable. The imagery and description of Bella in New Moon is so real and heart breaking you can't help yourself for feeling her pain. Is it so wrong for two people to me so madly in love... obviously on this site its a crime. The books are currently being made into movies and the next installment comes out on June 30, 2010. The books are awesome.

Example:
People who haven't read the twilight series: Twilight is SOOO gay and retarded!

People who have read the twilight series: Read the books douchebag. If you don't like them oh well, but until you have read the books... SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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