Stephenie

Stephenie is a outgoing and shy girl at the same time, she is shy about asking you out, She is friendly, sweet, cool, and loving............... If you like a Stephenie go for her she is HOT, FUNNY, HUGABLE...... AND SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY.... EVEN IF YOU JUST NEED A FRIEND SHE IS A GREAT LISTENER, RESPECTFUL, TRUSTWORTHY GIRL. GO FOR IT GET A STEPHENIE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Stephenie
Often thought of as a writer by those other than herself, obsessed with being bitten by a vampire in some dark alley in Italy
Example:
I am not a Stephenie! I can't write 700 pages in two days!


stepheny
A shy and quiet girl that catches your eye the moment you see her. She may be quiet but in her mind there's a million things going through her head, she likes to keep her emotions to herself. When she becomes comfortable around you she is the most outgoing and fun person to be around. There's not many girls like her as she is special and unique. In short words alone are not enough to describe Stepheny.
Example:
He's lucky! Stepheny is beautiful and quiet.


Stephenie Meyer
The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
Example:
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."

*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"


Stephenie Meyer
A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
Example:
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!

Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.

A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!


Stephenie Meyer
The author that has made the most epic fail in the history of English Literature.

Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.

Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.

Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".

FINALLY...

Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Example:
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!

Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!

Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!

Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!

.... It goes on and on and on....


Stephenie Meyer
Possibly one of the worst writers I've ever heard of. She is the author of a bestselling series called "Twilight" that was turned in to an extremely corny and poorly acted movie that was actually rather hilarious.

Read the first page of Twilight and you can tell that she uses a Thesaurus to replace boring words with random, non-flowing fluffy ones.

Her books also have no purpose what so ever though I will admit they are mildly entertaining especial if you read them to find their cheesiness.

The Vampire Academy is a really good modern vampire story (IMO) that you can read instead
Example:
Twilight Fangal- OMFG Stephenie Meyer is AH-MAZ-ING!
Me- Ugh Twilight was one of the most poorly written books ever.
Twilight Fangal- NO IT WAS NOT! LOOK @ TAHT GR8 VOCAB!
Me- If she HAD to use a thesaurus she should have at least made it sound more natural. *Burns book in disgust*


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