the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!



Carpet Match the Drapes
Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Example:
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?


carpets match the drapes
A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.
Example:
Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"


Does the carpet match the drapes?
Is the pubic hair (carpet) of the person being addressed the same color as the hair on his or her head (the drapes)? Typically asked of redheads, reflecting curiosity whether the hair color is artificial/enhanced or curiosity about natural variability in the hair color.
Example:
One of the most tiresome questions we gingers get is "Does the carpet match the drapes?"


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