Carpet
Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
Carpet
Example:
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
Man I was walking downtown yesterday and I saw this guy. Man his legs were CARPETS! So much hair they'll be considered carpets!
Carpet
A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.
Carpet
the carpet
A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.
Example:
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?
Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?
Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
Carpeter
Example:
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
carpet
Example:
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
carpeted
the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.