the linebacker
This is a slightly modified version of
the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below
the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some
balls to the face.
linebacker
by Adam Durant on Mar 07, 2008 01:02:41
A short
fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make
the stop at any cost and are quicker than their
portly bodies would indicate
Linebacker
by xdannox on Dec 04, 2006 11:17:01
A decidedly square girl, lacking in neck area, with a broad torso and
disproportionate legs. This girl appears to be wearing shoulderpads bearing a strong resemblance to Mike
Singletary. Hence the term "
LINEBACKER"
Linebacker
by JH,RK,CF on Feb 21, 2007 23:02:11
Example:
In order to give a LineBacker You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears
eye black. In order to complete the "LineBacker" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to point at her and shout "Run! Run!" then tackle her from behind.
It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Linebacker" by screaming "
Whooooo" or "
This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.
linebacker
by Wepnx on May 22, 2006 04:00:07
linebacker
by wom6 on Feb 08, 2010 01:44:49
Example:
"
Woah that
baby is a linebacker"
linebacker
by gravyfoot on Aug 09, 2006 04:50:22
when you're getting your girl from behind you ram
two fingers up her
poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you
tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.
linebacker
by Zizzy on Sep 26, 2003 05:50:20
linebacker
by MotownYtown on Feb 01, 2008 06:16:42
Linebacking
by Mar Muffin on Aug 19, 2011 15:02:18
The act of being a dick and following an
ambulance/
fire truck to see everyone that had to pull over rage and envy your great power. It is illegal, but
to hell with that! It takes you to your destination quicker without any of the idiot drivers interfering!
Example:
(1) Me = *pulls over and waits for the
ambulance to pass*
Ambulance = *passes*
Me = *linebacks ambulance and passes everyone*
(2) Guy 1 - Man I'm so late!
Guy 2 - Dude, you should try
linebacking that ambulance over there.
Guy 1 - *linebacks ambulance* hell yeah! F00TBALL!!!