touhou
A modern Japanese cult centred around the god Zun. Touhou believers usually find enlightenment in hallucinations of "bullet hell games. Currently, Touhou believers are waiting for an astrological event known as the Thirteenth Game.
Touhou
Touhou
A series of danmaku shooting games made by one guy under the name ZUN. He is worshiped as a God on many image boards who view his work as some of the best shit ever.
Basically the game involves you flying around as a loli dodging bullets of many a color (blood red, royal blue, cum bubble white, etc.) while laying the beat down on other lolis who want to destroy you for their own personal gain. Usually.
Touhou is popular mainly because of the HUGE amount of fan works and shit other people put out for it, doujins, fan games, and even a trading card game. Tons of inside jokes revolve around the series and charicters and a lot of it is frowned upon outside the small circle of fans by people calling players and fans of the game "pedophiles" and "touhoutards" /a/ and /v/ boards on 4chan say they hate it but only because the majority of them suck nuts at it.
There is a Touhou Wiki and a deticated Touhou image board on Wakachan.
Basically the game involves you flying around as a loli dodging bullets of many a color (blood red, royal blue, cum bubble white, etc.) while laying the beat down on other lolis who want to destroy you for their own personal gain. Usually.
Touhou is popular mainly because of the HUGE amount of fan works and shit other people put out for it, doujins, fan games, and even a trading card game. Tons of inside jokes revolve around the series and charicters and a lot of it is frowned upon outside the small circle of fans by people calling players and fans of the game "pedophiles" and "touhoutards" /a/ and /v/ boards on 4chan say they hate it but only because the majority of them suck nuts at it.
There is a Touhou Wiki and a deticated Touhou image board on Wakachan.
Example:
"I can't get past Touhou 8: Imperishable night stage 4 on easy guys." -typical /a/ poster.
"lulz, go back to tetris." -Typical /a/ troll. (Usually sucks at Touhou as well.)
"I can't get past Touhou 8: Imperishable night stage 4 on easy guys." -typical /a/ poster.
"lulz, go back to tetris." -Typical /a/ troll. (Usually sucks at Touhou as well.)
Touhou
A game created by zun, a game with mythical creatures aka Yōkais but the creatures appeared as cute girls that shoots spell cards and have other abilities. Reimu, the main character, the shrine maiden has to defeat them by throwing balls at them too along with talismans.
Touhou
Touhou
Example:
Dude 1: Dude, but Touhou's so 2015 why the hell you still pla-
Dude 2, holding Aya Shameimaru body pillow and gun: Let's not get too rough now
Dude 1: Dude, but Touhou's so 2015 why the hell you still pla-
Dude 2, holding Aya Shameimaru body pillow and gun: Let's not get too rough now
Touhou
A far right pipeline and government psyop designed to make me sexually attracted to older women.
In some of my case studies, I have noted an inverse effect, where the subject becomes attracted to minors, or in extreme cases, attracted to miners.
It is quite curious as to what aspect of the franchise actually appeals to those of a political disposition known as “far right”
In some of my case studies, I have noted an inverse effect, where the subject becomes attracted to minors, or in extreme cases, attracted to miners.
It is quite curious as to what aspect of the franchise actually appeals to those of a political disposition known as “far right”
Example:
“Exposure to touhou has made me desire women over the age of 90 who simultaneously happen to be coal miners” -Nikolaos Folountous
“What” -Bruce von Sheklestein XVII
*Bruce immediately fled the scene, pondering what in the almighty lords name he had just heard*
“Exposure to touhou has made me desire women over the age of 90 who simultaneously happen to be coal miners” -Nikolaos Folountous
“What” -Bruce von Sheklestein XVII
*Bruce immediately fled the scene, pondering what in the almighty lords name he had just heard*
Touhou
an absolutely goated series made by zun or jun'ya ota with lesbian people dodging balls and lazers and projectiles in a very lesbian way and banger music and very juicy fanart
Example:
Person 1: Hey brother, what's this "Touhou" I've been hearing from you?
Person 2: ...Nothing.
Person 1: Hey brother, what's this "Touhou" I've been hearing from you?
Person 2: ...Nothing.