the meaty
noun: meaty; plural noun:
meatiessynonyms: uneducated, ignorant,
unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore,
fuck-head, chode,
madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer,
schlemiel, asshat; assclown,
loggerhead,
mooncalf, trollantonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kindCOMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICSI. Stupid look of superiorityII. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partnerIV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/argumentsV. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstaticallyVI. Confused by basic biological processesVII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniersVIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabiliaIX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rateX. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animalXI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/
free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
meaty
by karazy on Apr 14, 2005 14:04:43
Example:
Chick wearing
tight jeans and has a little bit of fat
poking from
both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.
Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.
"she's nice and meaty!"