eyeshadow

Eyeshadow comes in a million different forms. There is powder eyeshadow, creme eyeshadow, glitter eyeshadow, smudge eyeshadow, liquid eyeshadow that comes in a tube (usually metallic), the three-tone eyeshadow (one shade for eyelid, one crease, one eyebrow bone)and eyeshadow that comes on a wand and dries on contact.It is typically worn by girls, and more recently by scene boys. Eyeshadow is great-when used correctly. Eyeshadow, especially black a/o up to the eyebrows, is very dangerous territory.



Multicultural Eyeshadow
A Black Eye. The toll paid daily by coal burners worldwide. White women who sleep with blacks are very likely to wear Multicultural Eyeshadow sometime in their lives.
Example:
I've noticed mudsharks always seem to wear Multicultural Eyeshadow.


rainbow eyeshadow
a type of eye makeup favored by scene kids which may sound ridiculous but can be pretty cute when done by the right hands. usually a shimmery yellow, hot pink, and mint green combination.
Example:
that rainbow eyeshadow is pretty sexy.


rusty eyeshadow
this is a derivative of the rusty fish hook.
it happens when a misguided fanger hits her eye instead of inside her mouth.

While shagging from behind, insert a finder into her anus and use that same finger to rub her eye.
Example:
that chick only put a rusty eyeliner on on eye! looks hot with that rusty eyeshadow


The Blue Eyeshadow Effect
Generally applied, failing to perceive something brutally obvious because you are too distracted by an insignificant detail. Specifically, failing to notice how disgusting the video "Two Girls One Cup" is because you are too distracted by how nauseating their blue eyeshadow is.
Example:
The Blue Eyeshadow Effect:

After Jamie Lynn watched "2 Girls 1 Cup, she replied, "Ewww... that was fucking disgusting. Those bitches were wearing blue shadow!"


Five o' clock eyeshadow
The female version of a 'five o' clock shadow'.

When you apply fresh eyeshadow/eyeliner in the morning, then realize that is has all smuged/melted/creased by the time you get home from work.

Usually caused by cheap makeup and/or a hot environment.
Example:
Five o' clock eyeshadows aren't nice.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Katie when she got back from the office?

Girl 2: I know! She had five o' clock eyeshadow.


Winter Eyeshadow
The act of having sex or giving oral in a warm place, because it’s cold out, and telling the cum-receiver to get down and close their eyes for a nice frosted look on their eyelids— ‘tis the season.

Bonus option: throw a little glitter on those lids while the cum is wet for some snaz.

About “Bonus option”: don’t actually do that, and make sure to avoid getting cum inside the eyes because it can burn and ought to be rinsed off.
Example:
I got my Winter Eyeshadow in the shower this morning when he blew his load directly onto my eyelids— it starts glossy but finishes matte!


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