push up bra
Example:
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
push up bra
-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Example:
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
push up bra
bras which push up girls boobs making them appear perkier and bigger
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
Example:
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
push up bra
What silly little girls wear to try and make them selves look like they have boobs when really, once you in clip that bra there is nothing there
push up bra
The term used to describe a lesbian woman, who uses a man to look straight. Female equivalent to a gay man using a woman as a beard.
push up bra
Example:
Betty: "Hey Janie, let's go to the gym and do some push ups."
Janie: "Ok, but hold on a minute, I need to go put on my push up bra."
Betty: "Good idea. Last time I forgot to put on my push up bra to do push ups and my boobs went all over the place. I was so embarrassed."
Betty: "Hey Janie, let's go to the gym and do some push ups."
Janie: "Ok, but hold on a minute, I need to go put on my push up bra."
Betty: "Good idea. Last time I forgot to put on my push up bra to do push ups and my boobs went all over the place. I was so embarrassed."
push-up bra
triple push up bra
There's a push up bra, a double push up bra, and then there's a triple push up bra, made for the most insecure, cleavage-wise disappointed girls out there.