the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.



The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Example:
Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Example:
The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No


The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Example:
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
an ironic story the jedi would not tell you
Example:
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."


Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Example:
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you


Latest Searches

Spectralert Advance, Coneheads, chubby, Basie, Careless, Franked, feast, thouse, To talk trash, BICH, NO PLEASE, sleeker, Passive Homosexual, The Elixir of life, a sheila, nom nom, unnecessary, mmm mmm mmm, Ching, feasting, crusted, SWEED, Swifty McVay, deported, six shooter, little faggot, mildly retarded, 4COL, Personal Computer, lull, msn messanger, missing out, Jeremi, weary traveler, Furbert, Fill up, Booo, Dimension, on the toilet, venti, Device, paper towel, your such a, rlly, the scent, WAY, UDT, not right, scene girls, Aydan, Jillian, crushing, Jon Cryer, Rise Against, SHO, looking out, Navy, ghetto, Pts, bunjee, doing the deed, addlah, materiality, Deedee, olde english, Thanks much, Errors, my feelings!, Jigga, The doll, So Nice, imm, Shit yo, smoked fish, dig up, Mannn, Serious, racks, Mini-, gained, conner, Snehal, internet meme, Contactality, obsessive, on time, Detractor, The Deluxe, lock down, Drake, multiversus, nigeria, the Future, sexiest man, Just-a-wee-bit, Junkies, Phrase, hills, stern, Gottenyu, Lower class brats, Metallica fan, ignorant, ruination fools, 3 hours, You should, the cool kids, pimp stick, treatment, 0 to 100 real quick, Ghoulish Overkill, tarp, Scotia, upset, the slut, ballsdeep, thinking, Dang man, early grave, 2018, mmmMMMMmmm, Brad Quant, To teddy, hotbed, Tired of trying, thus, Laminated, phone home, Muthafucker, Work for it, uhhhhhh nooo, bombing, indo cloud, Poor people tax, Templative, legends only, cows, squeeze the shorts, wildstyle, quim, Tabletop RPG, The Bloodhound, trolled, sludgy, whut, choke the chicken, necro, Davies, sharts, Milk Thistle, groovy, payno, what am I, noun phrase, Immunity, talk dirty to me, elastic, boss ass, Kim Jong-un, The Bind, dirty dancing, What yo, Moobs, white stain, no entertainment, gap filler, Gaud, the Shatner, A foot long, Highway to Heaven, parasite, broke up, preface, own3d, Little Boys, blow up my phone, FUX, Dodd, Mehbs, Middled, QAZ, treat her right, flirty girl, MID FIGHT MASSES, Exactamundo, boooing, anvil, Adidas Tracksuit, idiom, a british girl, Underwood, Millennials, bad break up, down da road, The o, 2-2, Yeah why, gooizzle, hook up, a ryan, Spectralert Advance, Coneheads, chubby, Basie, Careless, Franked, feast, thouse, To talk trash, BICH, NO PLEASE, sleeker, Passive Homosexual, The Elixir of life, a sheila, nom nom, unnecessary, mmm mmm mmm, Ching, feasting, crusted, SWEED, Swifty McVay, deported, six shooter, little faggot, mildly retarded, 4COL, Personal Computer, lull, msn messanger, missing out, Jeremi, weary traveler, Furbert, Fill up, Booo, Dimension, on the toilet, venti, Device, paper towel, your such a, rlly, the scent, WAY, UDT, not right, scene girls, Aydan, Jillian, crushing, Jon Cryer, Rise Against, SHO, looking out, Navy, ghetto, Pts, bunjee, doing the deed, addlah, materiality, Deedee, olde english, Thanks much, Errors, my feelings!, Jigga, The doll, So Nice, imm, Shit yo, smoked fish, dig up, Mannn, Serious, racks, Mini-, gained, conner, Snehal, internet meme, Contactality, obsessive, on time, Detractor, The Deluxe, lock down, Drake, multiversus, nigeria, the Future, sexiest man, Just-a-wee-bit, Junkies, Phrase, hills, stern, Gottenyu, Lower class brats, Metallica fan, ignorant, ruination fools, 3 hours, You should, the cool kids, pimp stick, treatment, 0 to 100 real quick, Ghoulish Overkill, tarp, Scotia, upset, the slut, ballsdeep, thinking, Dang man, early grave, 2018, mmmMMMMmmm, Brad Quant, To teddy, hotbed, Tired of trying, thus, Laminated, phone home, Muthafucker, Work for it, uhhhhhh nooo, bombing, indo cloud, Poor people tax, Templative, legends only, cows, squeeze the shorts, wildstyle, quim, Tabletop RPG, The Bloodhound, trolled, sludgy, whut, choke the chicken, necro, Davies, sharts, Milk Thistle, groovy, payno, what am I, noun phrase, Immunity, talk dirty to me, elastic, boss ass, Kim Jong-un, The Bind, dirty dancing, What yo, Moobs, white stain, no entertainment, gap filler, Gaud, the Shatner, A foot long, Highway to Heaven, parasite, broke up, preface, own3d, Little Boys, blow up my phone, FUX, Dodd, Mehbs, Middled, QAZ, treat her right, flirty girl, MID FIGHT MASSES, Exactamundo, boooing, anvil, Adidas Tracksuit, idiom, a british girl, Underwood, Millennials, bad break up, down da road, The o, 2-2, Yeah why, gooizzle, hook up, a ryan,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!