tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."



A Torta
An overweight Hispanic women who typically wears black leggings, hoops, wife beater, and Nike sandals. Breakfast for them usually consists of hot Cheetos and a mango Arizona and also they tend to say “foo” a lot.
Example:
“The club was full of tortas tonight” or “Chris wifed up a torta”.


Torta
A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Example:
Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.


Torta
A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Example:
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.


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