tri delt

One of the easiest sorority girls you'll ever come across.



tri delt
A group of girls whose pants fall to the ground faster than you can say anal. They will also give you your first anal experience.
Example:
Bill: Yo Greg, my girl just doesn't satisfy anymore
Greg: Bill, remember the old saying... "If your girlfriend won't do it, a tri delt will!!"


Tri Delt
1. A member of the Delta Delta Delta sorority. Like many sororities, the reputation of the particular Delta Delta Delta chapter varies depending on the college or university to which the chapter belongs. Generally sorority girls are thought to be wealthy, priviledged and snobbish, but that too varies with the individual.

The use of the word Tri-Delt can be either complimentary or derogatory, depending on the intent and outlook of the user.
Example:
Man, check out that hot tri-delt !

Can you believe how snotty that tridelt treated me! You'd think she was god's gift to men!


Tri Delt
sexy, classy and fun. Always the life of the party and always envied. While the quality of the girl varies from college to college, tri delts are generally amazingly attractive. They have an amazing sisterhood and are always there for each other. Always dressed in polos, but never pop the collar :)
Example:
see that sexy girl drinking all the boys under the table but still maintaining her composure? yeah shes a tri delt.


tri-delt
While some definitions are semi-correct, this one aims to entertain the reader while shedding light on this subject.

Delta Delta Delta, better known as Tri-Delta or Tri-Delt.

**You know what they say**:

Can't get laid, try delt (everyone else has)!

(According to folklore, the three Deltas represent three "points" or erect cocks Tri-Delts strive to have in or around their mouth, have between their legs, and otherwise entertain, at all times)

>>>>Tri-delts are largely involved with philanthropy and community service. Their signature event is year-round: raising men's self-esteems, reminding them there are always girls who will have sex with them, since 1889.

An anonymously written poem:
Say!
I like getting ram-
med, yes I do!! I like cocks,
Sure I'll sleep with you!
Your friend wants in, I'll fuck him too!

You want a reach around?
You want to fuck on the ground?
I can't handle a big schlong??
Oh, you sir are ever-so-wrong!

Eifel Tower me.
Cover me,
Shower me, make it rain.
Do it the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Sex with me is so good so good you see!

So I will suck on cocks
Protruding from a "Big Sausage Pizza" box.
And I will take it from three, maybe four,
Of your friends, you think I haven't done this before??
And I will fuck over here and over there.
I Say: I will eat cock ANYWHERE!

Are you sad you can't get a date?
While you beat off to a playmate?
Listen here, without a doubt
This is true: I put out
Example:
By jove, it's not too late,
Remember, the adage is true:
Whatever the reason, I'll fuck you,
If any of this you've ever felt,
Then by god, you should be a Tri-Delt!
Can't get laid,
Tri delt.
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>>>Commrade 1: "What it is man?"

(handshake that lasts no less than 12 seconds)

>>>Commrade 2: "Tryin' to get my dick wet tonight! (ingests copious amounts of drank)
Hit up that party down the street, it's sick as shit! Table dancers, no cover, kush out back...it's practically a reverse-sausage-fest!

_______But! Always have plan B, my fine soon-to-be-vomiting-because-you-just-finished-that-fifth-of-jack-alone-curled-in-a-ball-in-the-corner friend--can't get laid, Tri-Delt (*wink*)"

>>>Commrade 1: (Very animated as visions of fornication flood his intoxicated mind...as Tri-Delts have the reputation of being "easy" often (not always). Returning to reality after a 4 second LAG) "Awww yea!"

--Fin


Tri Delt
A sorority consisting mostly of overweight women. They're also known to be about as easy as 2nd grade math class. Short for Delta Delta Delta.
Example:
Tri Delt #1: "Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."


Tri Delt
The girl at the D-Chi or Fiji party who everyone is paying attention to because she is the loudest and mostgirl there. She is also good looking, but not in the overly done-up way, and is dressed well in name brands, but not so much slutty as cute. Rival of the Chi O, teaser of the Gamma Phi, and will have an AKL fuck buddy. The Pi Phis refer to the Tri Delts as ghetto, but that's just because as bulimic crackheads, they are jealous of the Tri Delts.
Example:
Gamma Phi #1: Who is that bitch?
Gamma Phi #2: Which one?
Gamma Phi #1: The girl with the brown hair in the Abercrombie tank top and Hollister capris with the Coach bag and Chanel sunglasses.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, the one who's flirting with Lindsey's boyfriend and laughing really loud?
Gamma Phi #1: Yeah, her.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, that's that Tri Delt that used to get on that one AKL but she dates that D-Chi.
Gamma Phi #1: Ew. What does she have that I don't?
Gamma Phi #2: A really good personality, I guess. And she doesn't wear as much makeup or trendy shit from Urban Outfitters. And her hair isn't falling out because she bleaches it too much.
Gamma Phi #1: Okay, whatever, shut up.


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