movie madness
That feeling of growing panic and insanity that one feels at times when he does not have access to any "compatible" video entertainment.
Example:
Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.