tuition
The price you pay for an instructor to spoon feed you information that can be found for free at the library or an online search because people are too lazy to go do it themselves. On the introductory level , power points are usually used , which are made by the publisher so the lazy instructor can have more time to go home and watch porn and eat chips during his supposedly "valuable time". Tuition prices can be astronomical, which sadly are on the rise to only allow the insanely wealthy to attend the lectures, and the poorer people having to work at Taco Bell.Tuition
1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.
2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.
Tuition
1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.
2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.
3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.
3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
Example:
College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"
Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."
College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"
Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"
Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."
College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"
Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
tuition genie
An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.
College Tuition
The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Example:
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"
Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"
Tuition bill: Meets shredder
tuition free
Example:
Person 1: "My teacher just handed me this digital camera for free for my photo class."
Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."
Person 1: "My teacher just handed me this digital camera for free for my photo class."
Person 2: "Dude, that's not free, your tuition payed for it."
Person 1: "Yeah, I know man, that's what you call 'tuition free'."
Inner-tuition
Inner-tuition describes the process by which 'intuition' operates in our body and psyche.
Our gut mind contains more neurons than a cat's brain. It also operates 5 to 10 seconds ahead of our conscious mind. This has been confirmed by neuroscientists with MRI scanners.
This mind center actually steers us in the right direction and guides us in directions that are helpful to us whilst also protecting us from harm.
It is an illusion our conscious mind makes decisions. They are made ahead of time by the inner-tuitive guidance system in our gut.
Our gut mind contains more neurons than a cat's brain. It also operates 5 to 10 seconds ahead of our conscious mind. This has been confirmed by neuroscientists with MRI scanners.
This mind center actually steers us in the right direction and guides us in directions that are helpful to us whilst also protecting us from harm.
It is an illusion our conscious mind makes decisions. They are made ahead of time by the inner-tuitive guidance system in our gut.
Example:
When someone says, "I wish I had gone with my gut on this or that decision ..", what they were really saying was that they wished they had followed their inner-tuition.
When someone says, "I wish I had gone with my gut on this or that decision ..", what they were really saying was that they wished they had followed their inner-tuition.
Prosti-tuition
When a stripper ho is doing her dirty dancing "just to pay her way through college".
A good excuse for any dancer who is too dumb to get a real job or education, and may or may not have a meth/crack/coke habit.
A good excuse for any dancer who is too dumb to get a real job or education, and may or may not have a meth/crack/coke habit.
Example:
Man, you ever talk to these hoes at the strip club? Seems like everyone is in there for prosti-tuition!
Man, you ever talk to these hoes at the strip club? Seems like everyone is in there for prosti-tuition!
Men's Tuition
Male counterpart to "Women's Intuition". Gives males a set of gender specific perception traits-often flawed.
Example:
Evel Kinevel calculated he could jump the Snake River using nothing but pure Men's Tuition.
Although the food had been in the fridge for an unknown amount of time, Jerry's Men's Tuition told him it was edible because it was made of sausage.
Evel Kinevel calculated he could jump the Snake River using nothing but pure Men's Tuition.
Although the food had been in the fridge for an unknown amount of time, Jerry's Men's Tuition told him it was edible because it was made of sausage.