turpin

Small town on the edge of Oklahoma. Near Liberal, Kansas.Capital of gossip, Boring town home of the Turpin Cardinals and of the most disliked teacher that likes scented candles shaped like green apples.



Turpined
being way too drunk, causing yourself to flail beyond the word itself.
Example:
Guy 1: man i was fully turpined last night!
Guy 2: naw man, no one can flail like turpin..


Turpin
A person who just smokes weed all the time, has a very large mouth and talks shit to everyone or should never be trusted.
Example:
Dude, you are becoming stoner Turpin.

You bastard, don't be a Turpin!

He told everyone, I knew he was a damn Turpin!


Turpin
1. A person who writes eloquent nonfiction, usually about fiction or poetry; a person known to publish critical articles and books. 2. A quiet, intelligent personality who writes. 3. Smart, gifted, expressive, articulate.
Example:
She was a turpin for Random House, known to produce significant volumes of criticism on modern poetry.

Because of the high recommendations by his previous employers, the company hired him as the Managing Turpin in the Editorial Division.

When I grow up, I want to be a turpin so I can be a famous critic.


Turpin
The introduction of the word Turpin to replace the word Dick. The obvious link being the notorious highway man 'Dick Turpin'.

Ive been using this for a while now is rapidly growing in popularity!
Example:
Such a Turpin.
What a Turpin.
Kin Turpin.


Turpin
1 (n.) A person who spends his days chundering and fighting welsh people, mostly those from swansea.. also has suspiciously long showers cracking one out and spaffing on the floor for everyone else to stand on
Example:
OMG i let you in the shower to clean the chunder out of your hair and you go and flog the dolphin your such a turpin


Turpin Arms
An individual who has extremely malnourished arms. He/she tends to sleep a lot. Food is visually consumed 90% of the time.
Example:
OMG Lindsey! Look are your little Turpin Arms. You really need to eat more.


Dick Turpin
Sexual intercourse in a standing position.

Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".
Example:
Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.


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