twilighters
an extremely annoying group of fags that obsess and need to get over that stupid book/ movieit isn't real....you will never meet any of
the twilight characters (and no going to that much show and getting 50 yards away from them does not count as meeting them you idiots) nor will you ever have a chance with them not to mention marrying themall the actors in the movie are terrible and hideous.the book is fictional, and if you understand what that means it means
not REALit gets freaking irritating
after like 5 minutes of you talking about it.so stop and shut up about it.Vampires are
not real, never will be existant and you obviously wont meet one.
twilighting
by Starchylde on Jan 29, 2015 10:03:16
That
phase of being
1/2 awake & 1/2 asleep; or being so into something that you're completely
unaware of your surroundings.
Twilighting
by GpMaR on Apr 10, 2019 02:48:39
Example:
Friend: Uh, hey, are you doing alright?
Twilighter: Hehe, yeah! I’m doing alright! Just need 7,
432 things to do before the big event happens- OH WHO AM I KIDDING I AM NOT OKAY THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO BY TOMORROW!
Friend: Wow, you are
twilighting hard.
twilight
by Stevedaculedood55 on May 21, 2010 19:35:05
Example:
Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm
average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot
werewolf want me.
Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so
unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...
twilight
by Starchylde on Aug 25, 2016 03:18:13
Example:
I Love twilight; it's the
2nd &
3rd most favorite times of day/night
for me!
Twilight
by OK]8 man on a skateboard on Jan 21, 2010 10:34:14
Example:
Twilight....
Twilight
by cheygirl24 on Mar 06, 2009 11:25:48
Twilight is the time between
dawn and
sunrise, and the time between sunset and
dusk.
Twilight
by spacer_ on Nov 22, 2008 03:04:07
A book that has garnered the affection of
tweenies everywhere; it tells of the
neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one
dimensional as themselves.
Example:
an extract from Twilight:
"Edward, what about
ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the
Volturi could
relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"
Twilight
by Unimportant Name on Nov 22, 2008 08:40:55
1.The time before
sunrise and after the sun sets.
2.
A book which people
won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.
twilight
by loonylolydarko you dumbass on Nov 09, 2007 18:46:25
A book with no
literary value whatsoever. It's biggest fans tend to be fangirls who are in love with Edward because they think he's sexy (despite the fact that he is merely a word).
There's no
character development at all, and the protaganist, Bella Swan, would die without Edward, which leaves some of us to believe that she may, in fact, be a zombie due to the fact that she probably died sometime before the story even took place (thanks to her knack for falling in front of cars and other bullshit).
This book is so bad that I actually couldn't stomach to read it. I read more of
Jane Austen than I did of Twilight. And I hate Jane Austen.
Read this if you want to look like an idiot in front of someone who isn't.
Example:
Example of a conversation about a good book:
That was awesome, it really left me thinking differently and feeling differently... I think it really did make a difference/
imprint/something.
Example of a conversation about Twilight:
EDWARD IS SOOOOOO HAAAWWWTTT <
3<3<3<3 luvluvluvluvluv edward culleennnn i'm MRS. CULLLENNN....
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT???? WTF IS THAT!?