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two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.

Two Cock Mouth

by FizzBangPop! on May 27, 2021 02:24:14

A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.

Example:
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’

Two Cock Garage

by Stoney Shaun on Dec 13, 2007 20:15:50

A synonym for one's mouth.

Example:
Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.

I Have Two Cocks

by Moocowsy on Jul 03, 2009 00:46:57

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

Example:
"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) on Nov 06, 2006 13:31:42

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Example:
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

Two-headed cock muncher

by The real slim Nandy on Mar 17, 2008 15:41:03

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Example:
Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

by Jimmy Feltersnatch on Jan 12, 2014 02:46:37

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

Example:
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

two cocks of the same foreskin

by BDJ1225 on Jul 27, 2024 05:03:40

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.

Example:
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

two cocks of the same foreskin

by BDJ1225 on Jul 27, 2024 04:53:23

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Example:
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

two cocks of the same foreskin

by BDJ1225 on Jul 27, 2024 05:11:42

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.

Example:
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

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