two cocks

someone who is particularly stupid or dense.



Two Cock Mouth
A term given to describe a woman who is (or appears to be) of easy virtue whilst possessing a particularly large mouth.
One which looks like it could comfortably accommodate two cocks simultaneously.
Example:
‘What do you think of that Katie Price?’
‘Na she’s not my type, she looks like she’s got a two cock mouth.’


I Have Two Cocks
A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
Example:
"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks


Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.
Example:
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"


two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
Example:
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.


two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Example:
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.


two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
Example:
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.


two cocks of the same foreskin
Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
Example:
Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.


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