the Chargers

verb - the act of blundering when you should have things well in hand. Based on the "cursed" NFL franchise LA (formerly San Diego) Chargers, Chargering is when you are screwing up or under-performing at an almost comical level



charger
A muscle car made by Dodge from 1966 to 1974. The '68 Hemi Charger could do 0-60 in 4.8 seconds. By the way, the was an auto w/ 3.54 gears that they tested. The '69 Hemi 500 model could do that 1/4-mile in the low 13-second range at over 110mph. Most Charger's topped out at around 140mph.

Biggest Problem: Too small of brakes
Example:
Dodge sold almost 100k Charger's in 1968.


charger
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
Example:
In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass


charger
1) A muscle car from '60s and '70s.
2) A piece of shit from the '80s.
3) A muscle car in current production.

Made by Dodge, part of the Chrysler Group.
Example:
"Ricers can kiss the Charger's ass as it's making their pos Hondas and Toyotas look as if they're standing still."

OR

"Dude, the Charger is so much better than my piece of shit (insert name of Japan import here). It totally pwns.


Charger
The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec
Example:
REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge


charger
A small cylindrical object that can be filled with money or drugs and inserted into the anus to conceal their whereabouts from the police/prison guards etc. As described in the classic French book ''Papillon''.
Example:
''I tried to smuggle that chocolate out of jail but the guards found my charger''


chargered
Choking defeat after great, some would say outstanding, regular season success in any type of playoff/elimination situation ending in defeat just like the San Diego Chargers.

Basically, it's failing when you shouldn't because of your own buffoonery.
Example:
Nate Kaeding chargered the kick causing yet another early postseason defeat after dominating the regular season.

The Chargers organization chargered themselves for not firing Nate Kaeding after blowing 3 playoff games in his career. They will most certainly lose to the Oakland Raiders two times in a season.

Phillip River's ACL chargered on him, and paved the way to defeat by the New England Patriots.

Ryan Mathew's ankle chargered on him yet again resulting in the 12th high ankle sprain of the season.

Mike Tolbert's finger chargered on him.

Wade Phillips chargered the Cowboys organization.


Charger
The production name of a car built from 1966+ that absolutely kills any other car in a race. eg. The Dukes of Hazzard.
Example:
Dude, I got my ass whipped by a Charger in my riced out (insert name of any car built from 1987+) last night.


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