udderly uplifted
The budget way to give your boobs that perky look, simply wrap rubber bands around them and you will feel udderly uplifted. Careful that you don't leave the bands on too long you don't want your bangers to turn blue
Example:
I restored my breasts to their former glory by wrapping rubber bands around them, I feel udderly uplifted
I restored my breasts to their former glory by wrapping rubber bands around them, I feel udderly uplifted