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sectional

When you have to shit so much that you cannot physically shit all of it in one sitting, and need to take a break while the rest of the shit queues up in your intestines. The waiting period can be any amount of time between 20 minutes and a couple of hours, and usually the shit can be completed in two sections, though it may take three or more with epic shits.

sectioned

by R_at_Splat on May 29, 2005 06:27:58

(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.

Example:
She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.

Section

by Nolimitbenny on Feb 19, 2020 14:41:49

Dirty south word for neighborhood,block, or side of town.

Example:
Niggas gettin killt up in my section !

Yo section full of pussys

Sectional

by SlopNChop on Jun 30, 2018 07:59:03

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Example:
Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

the section

by rocker666 on May 05, 2006 05:57:58

place at high school where all the potheads smoke up and blaze. also many fights take place there. Usually a distance from the school

Example:
lets go smoke up in the section on third lunch u dirty mofo

section

by El Bichote on Apr 24, 2003 06:12:04

a marijuana smoking session

Example:
Vamos para el section

Sectionals

by Cheesehead425 on May 20, 2014 10:27:52

When 2 band kids get together in bed. Usually referred to when a "trombone" is inserted into a "French horn"

Example:
Wil and Paige had 2 rounds of sectionals in bed last night

section

by U Mustbejoking on May 17, 2003 02:10:30

A delewded term for the buttocks. Commonly human. Preferably, in fact...

Example:
Hmm, nice section...

sectionals

by $$$ on Feb 22, 2004 12:57:35

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

Example:
"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

Section Eight

by TaintedMustard on Sep 12, 2004 10:49:36

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Example:
Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

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