umbra

One of the best weapons in the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion



Umbra
The complete shadow present during an eclipse.
Surrounded by the Penumbra.
Example:
From my vantage point in the helicopter, i could see where the line between the umbra and the penumbra was on the ground.


Umbra
The darker part of a shadow when an eclipse is formed.
Example:
Hey Bob were in the Umbra


Umbra
To lie like a bastard. (This is considered such an insult that the proper response would be to punch your accuser in the face)

The source of this word comes from 'UmbraSG' a compulsive liar who doesn't lie well enough to pull it off.

For instance, some of the doozies he's actually expected those around him to believe include: Making supercomputers for an underground hacker organization, worrying about proper shielding or the military will show up and confiscate them. Having connections in the organized crime elements of pretty much every culture especially the triads and the yakuza. His family owning.....everything. Contradicting reports of where he works.....given hourly. Pretending to have a girlfriend. Claiming to have created a semi-intelligent AI when he's really just talking to himself using multiple clients. And changing his ethnicity on a weekly basis (His last known ethnicity was Native American...it was African American before that....)

There are moments of 'clarity' where he says things that seem truthful....such as the fact that he's a produce clerk, or that he lives in his mother's basement. I chalk them up to drugs and/or alcohol (Especially given the following excerpt)

<@UmbraSG> QUESTION: What language is the offical language of Japan?
<@Everything_Taste_Like_Chicken> german
<@UmbraSG> nope
<@UmbraSG> try agin
<@UmbraSG> There is no law stating that Japanese is the official language of Japan.
<@Gundam> what's your point
<@UmbraSG> My point is, I have a small penis
<@UmbraSG> :P

See what I mean?
Example:
Actually I'm currently working on my own animated feature.
Stop being such an Umbra.
Woah...wtf? #>_<
* Baka-chan picks up a chair and hits Taitsu in the face, scattering his teeth like chicklets.


Umbra The Awakened
Umbra, a personality developed by the impact of a severe attack to Kénji Lescara or a cap of emotions overflowing. He Forms as Kénji but with pure black Armor with darker red energy lines, contrary to kénji’s gray and black Armor with lighter red lines. Umbra possesses a much higher base power level that kénji does and is able to use a modified version of Kénji’s Timebreaker form. Umbra’s Personality is nonexistent as he does not have any emotions of feelings especially when killing. Umbra stands the same height as Kénji, being 7’ 6” along with the same hair color. Another difference is the lack of colored pupils, them being black the same color as his sclera. Umbra as the night gets darker his power slowly increases, in shadows his power is increased more than just in nighttime, the darker the shadow the higher is physical and magical powers are. Umbra is a rare occasion as he doesn't show up much, with his time awakened it doesn't last long, one sure way to awaken umbra is for a lunar to appear.

Umbra is immune to any abilities that effect emotions or abilities associated with emotions as he does not possess any emotions. Attempting to anger umbra is not possible either.
Example:
"Umbra The Awakened surpasses us in Power in the darkness, get to the light"


penis umbra
The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...
Example:
That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.


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