the short bus
Slow thought process. It refers to the
bus that transports the
disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with
the senior citizen's bus.
short bus
by Alex on Feb 03, 2003 12:56:38
Example:
short bus
by Ayve on May 02, 2006 07:06:10
Generally,
the short bus is a smaller version of a regular
school bus that carries
mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.
Example:
Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class:
Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is
riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is
mortified*
short bus
by sonny vitale...... on Jan 14, 2008 11:10:42
The
bus i
rode to school. Its a little bus for
the special kids. We had lots of fun on that bus and you make good friends. People sometimes make fun of it but its really a cool bus. Its yellow.
short bus
by W on Dec 22, 2004 11:52:42
Short bus
by Lazarus Ciccone on Dec 28, 2004 06:32:30
Example:
"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"
"
The short bus picks up
my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.'
In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."
short bus
by blaked on Oct 10, 2003 18:08:23
The idea of 'riding the short
bus' is used in American English in much the same way that 'æåëòûé äîì' (
yellow house) is used in Russian as a reference to mentally retarded children. United States public school systems have an extensive bus program to transport children to and from school. Regular buses hold large amounts of children. Shorter buses are typically used for "
Special Education" (i.e., the mentally retarded) public school students who are typically educated in different facilities.
short bus
by GT on Jul 14, 2004 05:45:57
Example:
Dave
rode the short bus to school, and got to use the PA system, until he
barked at one girl, who was a total dog. He was then told to sit in the back of the short bus, which in all actuallity wasn't that far back.
short bus
by maxBoredom on Aug 30, 2009 05:04:34
A
small bus that is not always used for transporting
special education students. It is also used in small school districts in which it would be wasteful to use a
full size bus every day.
short bus
by Marc on Feb 25, 2004 09:30:57
1. noun. (derogetory)
school bus shorter in length than a conventional school bus commonly used to
transport students with physical or mental handicaps.
2. adjective. (derogetory) describes student who rides such a bus. See also, special.
3. adjective. (derogetory) lacking in mental
capacity, or stupid. See also retarded.
Example:
1. The students on the curb made jokes as the short bus pulled into the school.
2. The kid in
the wheelchair was often called a short
bus kid behind his back.
3. You
put your shoes on before your socks? That's a pretty short bus solution.